What if there were a magical land where you could frolick about and kill any clown that crossed your path? COMING SOON!
Disclaimer: clownslayer.com does not endorse the wanton and indiscriminate murder of clowns. The vast majority of clowns are innocent and harmless performers who bring joy and hilarity to the lives of many.
However, clowns are subject to the same laws as everyone else. If your life is genuinely threatened by anyone - clown or otherwise - you have a God-given right to defend yourself with lethal force where necessary. This is true even if your attacker is a clown.